April 2013
69 posts
heartless:
when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym
doonad:
i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing
car0llinek0sh:
winchesterlicious:
Okay so Hebridean sheep are like the coolest sheep ever
they often have two sets of horns
look how fucking badass they are
they look like something satan would have hanging around as pets
i’m in love
omg id probably cry if i saw one of these and it was walking towards me.
rectalragnarock:
when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these:
you know what that last one is?
that’s a fucking turtle
if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
kawaiians:
getting older is scary can i stop
Mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.
somebody-elses-problem:
don’t cha wish your girlfriend was an intellectually stimulating conversationalist like me
don’t cha
ppussies:
thecinemakid:
have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything and rip it from the walls and break everything because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry because nothing feels right and it’s all wrong and you don’t feel right and i don’t know anymore.
and then you realize that you’re not in a movie and you’d have to clean it up...
