when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym
Infitine list of favorite movies ∞ Coraline (2009)
hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.
i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing
Okay so Hebridean sheep are like the coolest sheep ever
they often have two sets of horns
look how fucking badass they are
they look like something satan would have hanging around as pets
i’m in love
omg id probably cry if i saw one of these and it was walking towards me.
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